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Post by gleep on Jun 14, 2007 8:45:22 GMT
The Unicorn Hunters were founded in 1971 by W.T. Rabe, Thomas, and other LSSU faculty and staff to encourage and regulate the hunting of unicorns. The regulations define the unicorn hunting season — "All days of the year except St. Agnes’ Eve" — and list the "Approved Questing Devices: Unicorns may be taken with: (1) Serious Intent (2) Iambic Pentameter (3) General levity (4) Sweet talk."
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Post by gleep on Jun 14, 2007 8:46:29 GMT
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Post by Lex on Jun 14, 2007 8:50:28 GMT
Hahahaha thats funny!!!
Though i think you might need that tin hat when DiamondTear and Lozpot see that.
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Post by monkus on Jun 14, 2007 9:40:02 GMT
I believe that unicorns should be hunted and killed because once a unicorn convinced me to play leapfrog with him and I’ve never been the same again.  |
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Post by DiamondTear on Jun 14, 2007 12:05:46 GMT
You are very lucky that I was eating a very big sandwich when I read that other wise I would have shouted at you so loud you would have heard it from where you are now!!  *gets onto my unicorn and leads all my other unicorns to hunt you down Gleep, and Monkus (although what you said was a lil funny) and just to trample Lex a little as what he said wasn't so bad* |
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Post by gleep on Jun 14, 2007 15:30:01 GMT
I take it that means you don't want me to send you a certificate  |
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Post by DiamondTear on Jun 14, 2007 21:44:51 GMT
Hmmmm, let me think about this... NO hehe! |
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Post by lozpot on Jun 14, 2007 22:34:08 GMT
HUMPPPH not happy with that one little bit!!
Yes, yes you will need you tin hat!! Not that it will do much good!
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Post by Lex on Jun 15, 2007 8:27:37 GMT
I think you might have started a war here Gleep. I do hope your prepared.  |
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The Darkest Shadow
Wyrm
"Step into the darknesss..if you wish to find the light"-T.D.S
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Post by The Darkest Shadow on Jun 16, 2007 19:46:28 GMT
I think you might have started a war here Gleep. I do hope your prepared. Humans fighting among themselves over differing beliefs...how original *sarcasm*. Anyway there are NO mythical creatures left you killed us all off. So these guys are wackjobs. (if this is a little out of place with the topic sorry..the damn sight won't load so i have to go with speculation) |
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Post by Lex on Jun 17, 2007 9:50:17 GMT
I think you might have started a war here Gleep. I do hope your prepared. Humans fighting among themselves over differing beliefs...how original *sarcasm*. Anyway there are NO mythical creatures left you killed us all off. So these guys are wackjobs. (if this is a little out of place with the topic sorry..the damn sight won't load so i have to go with speculation) TDS we are having fun not arguing. who are wackjobs? There is no proof humans killed off magical creatures or that they even existed so i think your being too harsh. Lastly, you said your self that your human but believe your reincarnated from dragons. Therefore you are as much human as we are. |
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Post by gleep on Jun 18, 2007 10:45:22 GMT
Just Looked Up the definition for WackJob . Apparently it is another word for a handjob. Do you fancy me the darkestshadow  Either that or there is another meaning ;D |
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Post by gleep on Jun 20, 2007 8:00:03 GMT
The following regulations will be enforced by the Wildebeastle (Mythical) Division of the Department of Natural Unicorns of the Unicorn Hunters of Lake Superior State University:
AREAS OPEN TO QUESTERS
Earth
Moon (unexplored areas only)
Milky Way (SE Rim is closed odd years)
All else
BAG LIMITS:
Only one Unicorn per month. A success ratio higher than this often results In a form of euphoria, which of course requires a mental truss. This is highly undesirable.
Female unicorns may not be taken. Since no one has ever sighted a female unicorn it is believed that males reproduce asexually.
TERM OF SEASON. All days of the year except St. Agnes' Eve. This exception is to protect hares who limp trembling through frozen grass from being trampled by running unicorns. Bow and arrow season is October 5 through it.
APPROVED QUESTING DEVICES. Unicorns may be taken with:
Serious Intent
Iambic Pentameter
General levity
Sweet talk
BAIT. The only recognized legal unicorn bait is a virgin. While it is not illegal to use simulated virgins, such practice is definitely not cricket, as any student of Arthur knows.
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Haydena
Young Dragon
Pegasus forever!
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Post by Haydena on Jun 20, 2007 8:03:33 GMT
I thought all unicorns were female?
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Post by Lex on Jun 20, 2007 15:34:28 GMT
Where did you hear that from?
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