jasonorc
Wyrm
I fly, therefore I am
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Post by jasonorc on Jul 28, 2007 8:00:16 GMT
This is a game from another site i go on. Everybody makes a wish, and then the next person corrupts that wish, like this:
I wish i didn't have a headache
Granted, you no longer have a head.
and then makes a wish of there own, so everyone destroys a wish, then makes one, easy? lets see: I wish i had a pet rock
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Post by Lex on Jul 28, 2007 21:41:23 GMT
Granted, a rock comes from the heavens and lands on your head.
I wish i wasnt so tired
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Post by DiamondTear on Jul 29, 2007 10:32:05 GMT
Granted- I give you 15 cans of red bull so you overdose.
I wish Lex's keyboard wasn't so rubbish!
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jasonorc
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I fly, therefore I am
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Post by jasonorc on Jul 30, 2007 5:45:32 GMT
Granted, it's more powerful than the governments best ones, the fbi sluaghter you for having such a powerful machine and not giving the government "dibs"
Oh to be a moron wouldn't life be grand I wish I were a moron My god perhaps I am
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Post by knightofroma on Jul 30, 2007 18:34:25 GMT
I destroy your wish on account of it already being true, and thus being irrelevant.
I wish I had already finished the book I'm reading - it's not very interesting, but I feel I should give it a chance.
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Post by DiamondTear on Jul 30, 2007 22:08:40 GMT
Wish granted - you have finished the book but it made you so bored you now spend your days being very very depressed because of it.
I wish petrol was cheaper!
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Post by Lex on Jul 31, 2007 15:58:07 GMT
Granted, its so cheap everyone buys loads of it and the world runs out of petrol and we all have to walk.
I wish i was rich
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Post by DiamondTear on Aug 1, 2007 23:34:59 GMT
Granted, you are very rich but you only have friends who are after your money so you are lonely.
I wish there were more hours in the day!
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jasonorc
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I fly, therefore I am
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Post by jasonorc on Aug 2, 2007 4:18:26 GMT
Ganted, now every day lasts a year, and we get to the apocylpse before the 2012 olympics, thanks for nothing!
I wish i had a chocolate smootie
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Post by Lex on Aug 2, 2007 9:22:55 GMT
Granted. Due to your mis spelling a large purple blob which from its homeworld is known as a smootie comes down to earth and wiped out the human race. There are no survivers.
I wish i didnt have so much to do
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Post by DiamondTear on Aug 6, 2007 12:37:40 GMT
Granted, you now have nothing what so ever to do and start to go insane! I wish someone would make me lunch
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Post by gleep on Aug 6, 2007 15:57:09 GMT
Granted, Lex makes you lunch but it tastes so bad that you spend a week in bed with gut rot.
I wish I played football for West Ham
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Post by Lex on Aug 7, 2007 16:16:41 GMT
Granted but as soon as you start playing for them they do terribly and you get depressed and eventually westham fans kill you.
I wish i was able to come up with a witty wish
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Post by gleep on Aug 7, 2007 16:24:30 GMT
Granted - Your wish is so witty that everyone that reads it dies laughing and so you have no friends , no one on your forums and eventually you die of boredom.
I wish I had a Komodo Dragon called kosmo
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Post by DiamondTear on Aug 7, 2007 17:41:28 GMT
Granted, you now have a komodo dragon, but it eats you! I wish I had some fudge
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